i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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