oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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