C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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