Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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