i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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