But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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