SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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