Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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