he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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