you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
