you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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