I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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