How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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