Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We just shotgunned beers for America
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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