the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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