y did u give ur computer a hand job?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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