if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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