The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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