"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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