im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Dignity is for republicans.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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