gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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