Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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