He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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