Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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