youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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