Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
