just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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