im having a threesome with these popsicles
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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