do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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