Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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