Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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