How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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