im having a threesome with these popsicles
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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