you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Come see our sink grown plant.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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