So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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