I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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