Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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