gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Randomize
