Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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