I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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