She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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