So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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