I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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