Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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