Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
