So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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