Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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