As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
honey bunches of taint.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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