Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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