The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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