there was a trapeze. enough said
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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