Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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